Everything's Coming Up Rich-house.


Last night I came home from work to find like 15-29 chicks lined up outside my bedroom door, looking to bang. I told em straight up, I said, "Ladies. Listen. I can only bone about eight of you before it's time for my post-work nap."

Some of them started crying. Others cut themselves.
But all in all, I'd say those broads took it pretty well.