GOSSIP ALERT!!!!


Groff confided in me today that one of his life dreams is to train a dog to pee in a cup; that way if he gets into a fight, all he has to do is shout the dog's name. Then he'll have a cup full of pee to throw in an enemy's face.
Just so we're all on the same page here, I'll further explain what I'm talking about; let's say Groff spots a fine honey and hits on her. No big whoop, right? Well, let's add in the fact that this "fine honey" happens to be the mayor's wife.

BIG WHOOP.

Now, we'll throw in something like......Groff telling the mayor his dad's a "butthead," and getting punched in the mouth for it. How does Groff respond to such an attack? He shouts, "Thelonious! ONWARD!" and out runs a Yorkshire Terrier lifting his left leg while, underneath, Groff positions a sixteen ounce SOLO cup. Voila! A cup of pee. So then the mayor gets nervous and asks, "Wha...wha...what're you gonna do with that?" (Sweat dripping down his brow and all.)
This gives Groff a chance to think up a witty retort like, "THIS!" tossing his urine filled cup in the mayor's face.
Yeah, that would show him.



(By the way, I apologize for the lack of updates. I found out the hard way that huffing Clorox fumes will put you in a coma.)