A SOCRATIC LOVE POEM

My one, my only
Without whom I'm lonely.
Is it true you doubt me?

You ask how deep is my love
And I ask in return-

How deep is the Grand Canyon?
How deep is the ocean?
How long is a rainbow, stupid?

How many times I gotta say it?
How come you don't like listening?
How about you sit down, shut up, and hear me out for a change?

How hard is a fist?

Cause I fuckin' love you goddamnit.
Until the day you die and I pry your cold stiff arms off my neck,

I'LL FUCKIN' LOVE YOU.